So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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