Just took my morning after pill in the library
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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