Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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