Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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