We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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