why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
