It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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