I want to walk on stilts...naked
I am spending my child support on dildos
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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