Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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