How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Actions speak louder than pants.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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