Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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