i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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