so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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