seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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