i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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