he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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