waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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