actually, I'm a sock model
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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