whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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