what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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