Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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