its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she peed on how many people?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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