I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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