So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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