sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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