Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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