he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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