Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
cat food counts as protein by the way
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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