she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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