I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Welp...herpes.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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