I like to think it a success when the cops are called
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Are we still banned from the library?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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