Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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