I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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