And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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