Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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