My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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