I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
