i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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