why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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