Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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