i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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