I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I have post one night stand depression
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