Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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