I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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