i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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