I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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