i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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