How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
