wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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