I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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